This website is a one-stop library of mobile SMS messages. We have a huge collection, in over 30 categories including: funny, love, poetry and many more.
Our website is simply the best choice if you're looking for a message to send a friend, colleague or loved one.
Welcome to Funny SMS Jokes
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Responses After Results,
If U Pass
Teacher: Arre aakhir padhaya kisne tha
Maa: Arre sab baba ki kripa hai
Dad: Aakhir beta kiska hai
Friend: Chal, pi ke aate hain… 
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If U Fail
Teacher: Class mein koi response hi nahi deta tha
Maa: Arre sab mobile ki wajah se hua hai
Dad: Tumhara hi beta hai, aur laad pyaar karo, sar pe bithao
Friend: Chal, pi ke aate hain…
Sab badal jaate hain, but DOST NAHI…:)
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!
Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
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Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega..
Two Friends stopped suddenly.
1st Friend: OMG! My wife and my Girlfriend coming together.
2nd Friend: Mine too.
Worlds Shortest Jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitng quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playng chess.
3) GalFren pays da bill
Need more???
U r CUTE. 
According 2 Newton’s 4th law for Exams:
Every Book will continue 2 be at rest or covered with Dust until some External or Internal Exam moves it!
A girl says to her boyfriend,1 kiss and I will be yours forever.
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The guy says thanks for the Warning!
Telephone rings.
Husband:If its 4 me then say that I’m not at home.
Wife Ans: He is at home.
Husband: What d Hell?
Wife: It was 4 me!!
WhY Akshay kumar’s wife is not a big star..?
Guess..?
Guess..??
Bcoz
Twinkle-Twinkle
little star!!
I m collecting gandhiji’s photos…
I need ur contribution to my collection.
Tho ghar me jitne bhi 10,50,100,500,1000 ke note hai
…Woh Bhej dena OK?
